"This isn’t your typical love story…" opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.
my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this
The metro Detroit area has flooded and this is how the community reacted. (Twitter masterpost)
If Detroit can do one thing it’s to fucking deal and I love my city
Pure Michigan, bitches.
|—||Just heard this on the news and my heart broke. (via tywins)|
where is the lie
So I want to help calm people down and stuff, so here’s a bird appreciation post.
Look how colorful this one is
This one is so pretty
LOOK HOW BLUE THIS ONE IS
THIS ONE IS SO FAT
Emus are so weird I love them
Kiwi birds are adorable
This one looks angry
Majestic as fuck
Why bring back old memes when we can back this song?
2004 is calling me… whispering
numa numa yay
the funny thing about this is I sincerely have followers that were born in the same month i discovered this flash video on newgrounds
fuuccckk I completely erased all memory of newgrounds.
If you had, one shot, or one opportunity, would you capture it? Or let it slip?
I know everyone is really sad right now so have a video of my three legged dog trying to catch water